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Saturday, April 05, 2003
Totally ACE ink1 review

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"peter, ink is by far THE worst conglomoration of slop fuck tree hugging garbadge that i have ever heard in my entire life,.. go kill yourself "
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This we like. Sort of in the spirit of things (where did tree-hugging come from?)

Possibly listening to ink rather than ink1. Ink is a Christian thingy band ooerrr.

Nothing qute beats this review to PLX from Larree:

"You write some sucky assed, predictable s***. Pure vanilla swill. Your music is the kind of trash I was able to sing before hearing the changes. You are MOR trashola. I am now ill and ready to puke up my wonderful dinner that my brother and sister-in-law cooked for me. No one f***ing cooks for me anymore. Now f*** off, you pathetic little rotten egg. You suck s***. You ruined my dinner, c***sucker."

excellent.


Posted at 05:21 pm by ink1

MedMan
December 8, 2003   03:52 AM PST
 
artful dodgers
peterdc
September 29, 2003   06:53 PM PDT
 
Archive of comments:

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 MedMan @ 11:09 pm on June 29, 2003
I've danced on tabletops with supermodels and been drunk with the Legion in Africa. I've dined with tribal chieftans. I cried when a Nevada hooker read me her poetry. But that's all done now, for here I am, living large by the Salton Sea. (c) 1974-2003 MedMan

 Bonnie Tyler @ 08:22 pm on June 07, 2003
Yes Peterdc, it is a bit slack, just like my career. But I do love Wales you know. With it's hills and coal, and hills and singing, and hills and rugby, and hills. Welsh people are most welcoming, to other Welsh people and we do love the English, especially when they are in England. We're very close families in Wales, in fact, most of us marry within our families, anyway, must go now. I am performing at the Slag and Pumpkin in LLanflichllowachrycyngoch tonight.

 Phyllis @ 08:19 pm on June 07, 2003
How dare you young Peter. I may be abit slack compared to my youth, but next to my friend Beryl, I'm as taut as a supermodel on a rack.

 peterdc @ 06:45 am on June 06, 2003
bit slack here, people...

 Mykolov @ 11:10 pm on May 15, 2003
miss bonnie, my hero david cassidy said i think i love you.

 Bonnie Tyler @ 06:27 pm on April 25, 2003
Who said I love you INK1?

 Mykolov @ 07:23 pm on April 20, 2003
i would like to say something wise, but i no understand any of this wordage. thank you ink1, i love you as much as bonnie tyler.

 peterdc @ 02:35 pm on April 20, 2003
I might out the secind album, in parts, up on 1sund radio unless rammajamma radio radio would like firrst go... Unklikey but maybe pay me and us royalties,,,

Eh?

Free to broadcast,l but a kicencw (licence, sorry I am from gibraleters) costs money innt, Hmmm why that?

ramma jamma no kudos. 1sound, big kudos...

This is also why smaller stations don't bother, eh?

Yeah and like the chicken, he gonna eat his own egg an nat innit. an' when he does it, we be there ... watchin

Ai







 peterdc @ 02:21 am on April 19, 2003
There is. It's links of diversely like-minded people (ponder on that) who end up permorming or contributing to ink1. That's inkage. And let that be a lesson to you.

Yours

Professor Kulbassa, aka peterdc

(and stop all these pale imposternates, please)





 Dr. Kulbassa, PhD @ 02:16 am on April 19, 2003
There is no such thing as linkage.

 mr kulbassa himself sez @ 01:14 am on April 17, 2003
Kulbassa rulz!

 MR SAUSAGE @ 09:27 pm on April 11, 2003
Power to the Sausage people. The Sausage Pants are underlings.

 Mr. Sausage Pants @ 11:36 pm on April 09, 2003
Power to the Sausage Pants people!

 MR SAUSAGE @ 06:36 pm on April 09, 2003
Who is Mr Sausage Pants? He is not me.

 amapola @ 06:14 pm on April 07, 2003
he he spot the fantastic quality of the the written english language ! these reviews must come from a magazine at the top end of the us market possibly?


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 Mr. Sausage Pants @ 01:26 am on April 06, 2003
Methinks they doth protest a teeny weeny bit. (No reflection on Mr. Sausage with that weeny remark, I might add.)

 Keith @ 04:57 pm on April 06, 2003
Thanks Loz, I make myself laugh sometimes, usually least when I'm expecting it. Reactions are what it's all about, if everybody liked you, you'd be Westlife or Rory McCrumble and the Digestive Biscuits or somebody like that.

 loz @ 12:28 am on April 05, 2003
hahaha, Keith, you make me laugh. great reviews P, nice to know people are listening to ink1 & thinking about what they're hearing (sort of) ;).

 Žod @ 08:49 pm on April 05, 2003
lol

 Keith @ 06:45 pm on April 05, 2003
I always feel that it is a compliment to be slagged off by somebody with a limited grasp of the English language. Where will the next review come from, Bernard Manning?
"I was listening to INK1 t'other day. INK1 pah, reminds me of my mother-in-law, I'm not saying she's fat, but she's got a job kick starting elephants". I think that's his best joke, or maybe I mixed elephants up with something else. Keep listening Mr Critic and I hope you are not finding this too difficult to understand.
 

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